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Charlotte Church intimidates me

Saturday, March 3, 2007

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Barely 21, Welsh songstress-turned-TV-sleb Charlotte Church has announced that she’s preggers.

Come on Charlotte, just slow down and let the rest of us feel good about our achievements! You’ve already been a child star, successfully morphed your angelic-voiced 13-year-old self into a filthy-sounding twenty-something vixen without going off the rails like one of your American contemporaries. Your boyfriend is about five times bigger than you. You’ve called Gary Lineker a muppet.

What’s next? Are you going to knock out a PhD by the time the little one’s born? Perhaps stand for PM? Reveal a secret aptitude for flying fighter jets?


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  1. Tehehe – and here’s me a little green-eyed at your jet-setting web2.0 career in London..

    (How are you these days? Hope you’re well!)

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